Like Confucius, but in English. Life As I See It. A PSA about those popular Travel quotes. Heck, I focus in the travel product area at work. Expectations are the mother of discontent.

Does This Make My Blog Look Fat? Do These Make My Bones Look Fat? Tuesday, January 29, 2013. The girl is older by three years, and is named Crayola Pavlov. The boy is named Vladimir Pavlov. Vladimir Pavlov and Crayola Pavlov- my kids. Got it in your head? I would .

Thank you, Will Power. Rumors of my death have been modestly exaggerated. Since the last time I spoke with you, quite a bit has happened. Lord Randall has made all right with the world. In other words, all is well.

I Let the Light In. Ode to a Stale Cookie. Posted by auntbethany in authors. My name is Uncle Lewis. And welcome to my first. As some of you know, I am a huge supporter of Aunt Bethany.

I was born and raised here in Alabama.

The crazy shizz in my mind. There may be some cursing; you may want to shield your eyes. Friday, July 3, 2015. So How Does One Resign From Parenting? Now you speak up! Two days ago was not a happy day. Nothing dramatically awful happened, no one was hurt or anything.

Where the eff are you, you no good lazy quitter? Monday, August 15, 2011. The Adventure of a Lifetime, Now With More Lethargy. A man who drives a truck and fixes things arrives this morning to tinker with something. A tank or a meter, or some other type of most boring word on the planet. Half an hour later he approaches me with some smug asshole blinky-light device. The Alex Trebek of poison gas detectors. Did I get Jeff? Do you feel sleepy alot? .

Wednesday, April 4, 2012. And so here this poor, lonely neglected page sits. I still like my new job. I hate running with a burning passion. Lucas got his white belt in Kung Fu last week.