HOW TO SUBMIT AN ELF. Luke the Elf Just Wants a Moment of Peace. Luke the Elf has been working very hard in the Spidel home. Just for the kids to keeps their hands off him, and maybe a moment of peace? HAHAHA. Your optimism is adorable, Luke. And USED IT ALL UP.

And have I mentioned Walmart yet? Rave Reviews for Fortyteen Candles! The Season of Giving. Pass the egg nog, please.

The only specials we have tonight are the ones I just mentioned.

Part sarcasm, part smart ass, ALL sass! In So I said to myself. Not because canadians hate freedom of speech, but they value respect and equality for ALL above all else. I am sad at the thought that 3 amazing lights that were doing so much good in this world are gone and taken by the hands of a good. A thug who decided he was better than them and is hiding behind the cowardly excuse of a parking space issue. I am astounded, as a canadian, at how many muslims still try to be part of a f.