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Are we there yet? Thursday, May 04, 2006. Tuesday, May 02, 2006. Monday, May 01, 2006. Sunday, April 30, 2006.
A writer with almost interesting opinions on stuff and a bad case of procrastination. Monday, June 20, 2011. I am far from being a prude, but some usernames are ridiculous. Usernames are basically the name people on that part of the internet know you and you really want them to just think of you as Dr. Sunday, May 15, 2011.
Meet Willy Fargo, My Friendly Neighborhood Loan Shark. When Simple Things Become Impossible. The Blue Corn Snob Chips War. Silent, but deadly, Auction. Scene from a Young Marriage. A Trip to the Museum. The Petty Humiliations of Love. No, You Clean the Litter Box! Did You Check the Freshness Date? I Really Liked That Girl. What is She Saying When She Says IKEA? My ca.
Government Assures Nation it Has a Zombie Survival Plan. Report by our Extra-normal Affairs Correspondent, Quantum Tomfoolery.
New original music by Almost Islanders coming soon! Want more of Almost Islanders? Released 20 September 2011.