Short bursts of curmudgeonry on any topic. Bar Jokes for English Majors. These are too good not to post. They come from the bluebird of bitterness. Blog and the image from the story reading ape. Blog to which I give credit. A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly. A bar was walked into by the passive voice. Two quotation marks walk into a bar.

This blog is a hodgepodge of introspective musings, nature, book reviews, life at work, and whatever else finds my fancy. Thursday, July 11, 2013. This could have been the beginning of a horror movie. I was rooting through the .

Things That Make Me Laugh. Seriously, stop reading now. When I got home several days later and rinsed my feet for the umpteenth time since nearly losing them to the toilet caper, I started thinking about my apparent fea.

Back on the Career Track. Last week, however, on a flight with my family, American Airlines provided a movie that I watched with interest. One of the main characters was a disagreeable woman who nagged her husband, complained about everything, and feared leaving the hotel to which they had traveled.