When I grow up,. Tick, tick, tick. I remember being shocked when I first began to give her the mini mental tests they use to assess dementia. The Alzheimer clock face flies apart like its whole logic has been flung out from an ever widening gyre, blowing apart like a puff of dandelion. But here she is, with her exploded clock and a fist full of coins that may as well .

From the NorthWest of Aus to the World. This is a very poorly maintained blog. No, really, its true! Just checked in for the first time in ages to clear the spam comments and one of them was the following. Random little piece of nothing which made me laugh. 8220;You own hit puberty, but your friends are only a bit ahead individuals.

The incoherent blathering and deranged rantings of the self-styled Guru Bob. Thursday, November 24, 2011. Tuesday, October 4, 2011. Have been a bit busy. All the best and hoping to get back into form. Monday, December 6, 2010. Rhino had better watch out.

I smell blood and an era of prominent madmen. Wednesday, January 11, 2012. I realise its a foolish question when the obvious answer is coffee. You are searching the rubble and in that last ration box before you go into terminal caffeine shutdown you just have to drink tea. In which case shame on you. For when Earl Grey tea is too much for you? Dump in hot water.

Saturday, December 2, 2017. Soon, I will go grocery shopping. It will be ok, though. After all, I did part of a yoga workout dvd this morning. I will not focus on the petty things, like that tras.

20,000 Leagues Into My Brain. You would not believe how many names I tried before I came up with one still available. I think I will have a couple of beers and a scotch or two tonight! January 9, 2009. I have been on holidays up.

The Ramblings of a Surly Rhino. Wednesday, February 13, 2013. I have been a minister for a couple of weeks now and it has become evident that I will need to lead a revolution against more mainstream organized religion. Consider this my metaphorical nailing of theses on the door of the interwebz. 3 Thou shalt not pee on the seat and if you do thou willst clean-up after yourself.

Have a look and say hello. Sunday, April 3, 2011. So there are thirteen of us, and thirteen showed up. Not a dud amongst the lot. Wednesday, March 23, 2011. Afterflood 7 - Beach Balls Deserve A Life Too. The moose out front should have told you.

20,000 Leagues Into My Brain. Monday, March 31, 2014. Saturday, November 23, 2013. Train hard, race . So I have been building my training steadily since March. It has reached the point where I can tolerate 9 sessions a week without getting sick, 3 swims, 3 rides and 3 runs. 7am 40 min ride on spin bike in gym holding heart rate between 140-150. 6am swim 2km plus a little bit if I have time.