Because pus never get old. This brochure is meant to be decades old. But this brochure is from a long time before the story started, when things were still a little okay.

Allow me to introduce myself to you. My name is Lance Cockrell, but from now on in this post, and throughout the entire blog, I will refer to myself as the Count of Tuscany. Please, make yourself at home as I fill your mind with fables and tales the like of which you have never heard before. Why the name you ask? The blog or mine? Give me a brief moment to expound on both. The Fables and the Tales.

For God has not given us a spirit of fear and timidity, but of power, love, and self-discipline. I really enjoyed this journal assignment! We were told to pick someone famous to meet, and I chose Giuliana Rancic. The Celebrity I would like to Meet.

Everything must eventually come to an end et cetera et cetera, and the time for this blog to come to an end has arrived. This marks the last post I will ever make on taylortps. The heavily-edited and expanded story of. My Creative Writing final project. A sequel to the aforementioned story. General scifi and fantasy short stories.