Short bursts of curmudgeonry on any topic. Bar Jokes for English Majors. These are too good not to post. They come from the bluebird of bitterness. Blog and the image from the story reading ape. Blog to which I give credit. A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly. A bar was walked into by the passive voice. Two quotation marks walk into a bar.

I mean, Clive Cussler wrote. Even though Clive Cussler was listed as an author of. But a name like Dirk Pitt carries responsibility. As a kid, all I did .

Leave your inhibitions at the door. TBT Cover to Cover Challenge Shoyu Ramen. It sucks for me because I have some really good posts almost completed.

No Adjustment Of The Internet Is Necessary. Technically No Longer Taxpayer Money. Click the image to read the full story at CNN.

A fiction blog of funny and dark stories. The crowd erupts in applause at her appearance. She can read their thoughts in their expressions. At the end of the runway she pauses. Reaching up, she pulls the wig from her head, her smooth scalp reflecting the harsh scrutiny of the spotlights.

A movie review and humor website that reviews movies with humor and humors movies with reviews. Like last year, I happened to abuse myself with watching every single Oscar-nominated movie.

A trip through life with fingers crossed and eternal optimism. It began with the arrival of a letter when i was seven years old. With stamp on it that looked different from any i had ever seen. So beautiful and very exotic. And it came from my nana. Who lived far away from michigan, in the exotic land of florida. I thought that it was beautiful. I saw an offer to join a monthly stamp collecting club.

A Library of Literary Interestingness. 10 of the Best Poems about Secrets. The greatest poems about keeping things hidden. Great poetry should not be a secret, although there is something nice about serendipitously stumbling upon a hidden gem of a poem. A secret, or something being kept secret.

By leahyetter on February 14, 2018. I was contacted by Liz from The Farm Paparazzi. Who needed a cover photo for the winter issue of Cow Country. So what did I do? I scheduled with my neighbors to join them and the ranch dogs during their morning feed. I went over around Christmas after days and days of snow. Try not to shiver while viewing these. The First Calf Has Landed.