Randomness, Pearls of Wisdom and other Stories. Asymp; Leave a comment. I was watching tv, when I started to hear weird noises. I put the sound mute and stood up to investigate. It came as a surprise when I went to the kitchen and saw what Pipa, my dog, was doing. She was pooping a 20 euro bill. Should I call a talent manager? Stupid Things I Did Today. Stupid Things I Did Today. Asymp; Leave a comment. My dog is an astronaut.

A pathetic attempt at humor. She Had a Purple Suitcase. She had a purple suitcase. She sits alone, but exudes an air of confidence that cannot be ignored. A gentle squint at the Departures screen, then a dip of Tahitian spring water from a bottle out of her purse. She rests the bottle on the Samsonite case in front of her, holding it with a finger and thumb, as the fingers of her other hand rest beneath her chin for a moment.

A head is an awful place to live. This seems to be the time of year when exhaustion, apathy and wtf all collide in a perfect storm inside my head. It happens every so often. Nothing for me to do but ride the wave and find my moments where I can. On the bright side, it finally feels like spring here.

JBWhitmore, writing to The End. Do you read Terms of Use before downloading apps and updates? Yep Read every word. Later, someone finally claimed the prize. The iTunes agreement is fifty eight.

I gave my son a Mountain Dew and I thought he was never going to sleep lol. That is why I never give my child Mountain Dew! He was the cutest thing ever tho! When we got home he had to arrange all of his trophies and add the new one at 3 in the morning.

For the past several years we have hosted my husbands family Christmas party at our home. We always try to make it festive and memorable for everyone. This year our theme is a vintage Christmas.