The American public has once again succeeded at doing what it does best. Frustrating the hell out of political scientists, hill staffers, election junkies, Wednesday morning armchair quarterbacks, and anyone else who tries to explain their behavior. So, there we have it, a house divided against itself. Say what you will about Boehner. God damn it, that mother fucker loves America. He loves the shit out of this country. Whether or not I agree or disag.

Eating through the nachos of Boston. At Long Last, the Best Nachos in Boston. What started out as a hiatus from nachos eventually became a habit and before long we were ready to declare Nacho Patrol legally dead.