Hot Dead Guys and Hot Dead Chicks. The Infamous Fuck You Rants. Dressing room tragedies and other sad tales. The stories you are about to read have not been embellished in any way. They are all horrifyingly true. I know because they happened to me. These experiences have shaped and molded me, turning me into the cranky old broad I am today.

HEY GUYS I JUST LEARNED ABOUT THE INTERNET. An Open Letter to US Airways.

I bow before the Walking Wounded, those Souls great enough, who see not their own bleeding, but instead pray to the Heavens for the sores of their fellow man. A man who creates borders creates something to defend. A man who creates chaos creates the need for clean up. A man who creates fear creates the need for protection.

a whole lot of nonsense. Want To Give Me A Job? 5 Real Reasons Tom Brady Destroyed His Cell Phone. Prom alternatives, since apparently, dresses are not allowed anymore. Thoughts On Cankles, Dieting, and Finding My Voice. The Top 5 Reasons I Wash My Hands After Going To The Bathroom.

Where the wild words are. No One Needs Feminism Anymore. Six weeks ago, I almost drowned.

The adventures of a city girl married to a country boy. Well, talk about slacking off! The last few months have been crazy. When I first found out that I was pregnant, I was freaked out. One of my many stops to get cinnamon rolls. Gorgeous view in Southern Utah.

Observations, insights, memories, photos, humor. Who the hell is this person and what does she write about? And will you like it? I watched a NOVA program last night on the Easter Island statues. You know, those big rock fellows with the stern expressions. A more recent theory said no, the statues were moved standing. Once outside the statue was tied with ropes and teams of people attempted to .