My expertise allows families and individuals with specific dietary needs, such as Gluten-Free, Low-Glycemic, Low-Carbohydrate, Kosher, Macrobiotic, Vegan, Vegetarian, Raw Foods, and Athletic Performance, to enjoy their favorite comfort foods with excitement and variety in the comfort of their home. Additionally, I attempt to facilitate environmentally- and socially-conscious change by purchasing local, sustainable, and non-GMO or organic whenever practicable.

Who here loves food? And who here loves boobs? Welcome to the wonderful world of Food. So come for the food. And tell all of your friends, too! Moving along with the fruits, we have the all-utility, all-american apple. The most popular of american fruits, the apple is best known for icons like Johnny Appleseed, and American Pie. Also candy apples and bobbing for apples. Who wants to go bobbing for apples right now? A couple of fat Italian meatballs.

Food that looks like poop! Tuesday, October 16, 2012. I forgot what this was. Monday, March 7, 2011. Saturday, March 5, 2011. Boy, with the price of baby food these days. Saturday, February 26, 2011. Postal worker should just suck it up and eat the shit.

Some people eat food that looks like shit. This is but one of the holiday poop-ups that will be making their way to shelves all across this beau-poop-itiful land those pilgrims ended up on.

Thursday, May 10, 2012. I envisioned my return to blogworld with some sort of apologetic post. See, I love being an influencer, a content-producer, and a life-changer.