Skip to primary content. Skip to secondary content. The Perks of Being Married. Getting married was the best thing I ever did. I cannot lie to my partner when they ask if Ive flossed. So, I floss. We ask each other. We. Keep each other accountable. Once I did lie, and I was caught, because he had used the last of the floss earlier. Busted. Also, dont lie to your spouse. Unless its about a surprise party. And if it is, the theme probably should not be oral care. Crisis and Suicide Help. See, sometimes.