And then my best friend asked me to marry him. My dearest blogger friends, again it has been the longest time since I updated you on the surprising tale of the Pizza of Doom. And, of course, being a nostalgic and self-reflective cat, I started to read the story of April four years ago. You know, back in that.

A message from ME to YOU. The diary of a survivor. I know the battles you have faced have caused you much frustration, especially because of the scarce resources of help out there. However, if you reading this, congratulations, YOU ARE STILL ALIVE! And even though yo.

God, kids, and the pursuit of happiness. A Little Bit About Me. That Time My Parents Tried to Drown Me. OK not really, but it seemed like it to me at the time. Deep Blue Sea, Jaws.