All you need to know to be me. Sometimes you feel like a schmuck. So I was going through some of my stuff that I have written; Mostly it sucks. Mostly I am a different person than I was 2 years ago when I wrote it. I think this is why I do it. To leave a tiny bit of irrelevant internet litter. I like to allow myself a few Delusions of Grandeur.

And here I go again, on my own. My Dog Likes Balloon Animals. One of my favorite images of him is with a beautiful and stylish ear necklace in Universal Soldier. In tribute, I started playing around with these soap molds to make my own! Ck that they are perfect for traveling.

That was until my Boston Marathon experience. Pole Dancing and Songs I Sing While Biking. The truth is, as much as I.

Thursday, October 25, 2012. I would like to have a catchy title, but I used my last funny thought photoshopping shit.

Thursday, July 9, 2015. Why is that necessary to point out? I mean, really.