Tuesday, March 23, 2010.

Thursday, July 7, 2011. Some people like the heat. In the summer, I feel. Like a pig walking down the street. People smile as they pass one another. Meat sizzling in the sun. Bacon in a frying pan.

Friday, September 2, 2011. Ok So you know how Mary Kate and Ashley, the Olsen twins, were like THE hottest thing of the late nineties? Well what are they doing now? Nothing.

A site for you to ask a Dr about any question you may have in any field. Jon Clinkenbeard is your friend. Doctor Cowboy is a full-service production company in Austin Texas. Yes, the internet just might be a mind numbing ray of distraction. Monday, February 1, 2010.

Stories that I tell my imaginary grandchildren. Friday, July 24, 2009. Bobberty was a larger-than-regular chap, full of steak and wind. Instead, he was drawn to knife fights and bullet wars. His mother was a marine. His father was a marine also, but from space. He liked the way they died when he killed them. Sometimes they died extra when he forced them to. He also liked fresh lemonade, because fresh lemonade is delicious.