Shits and giggles and everything in between. Lemme start at the beginning. So Zoey came home from school on Tuesday and was walking through the kitchen when I noticed something.

I often hear my fellow moms say they just want to go to the bathroom alone that they want some privacy when nature calls. Not in my entire life. You can also subscribe to my blog. And never miss a new post. A Snake, an Ass, and a Chupacabra Walk into a Bar.

When my children were little I can remember feeling like I was drowning. I had two in diapers and no one napping at the same time and not even one second to pee alone. When the kids were little I would eye my friends with older children with longing and desire. My kids were 11 and 13. Everyone wiped their own bu.

This blog is about whatever captures my attention for more than 9 seconds. I like the funny and humour is incorporated heavily in my daily life, often to my consternation and your amusement. Also, I tend to swear a lot and laugh about inappropriate things, so you may want to back away slowly if you have delicate sensibilities and are offended by the odd f-bomb. Monday, 11 November 2013. I think he drank the gravy train.

The Dusty Parachute by Susanne Kerns. You can tell by the vast array of holiday inflatables in our front yard, that we take exterior illumination pretty seriously around here.