When I grow up,. Tick, tick, tick. I remember being shocked when I first began to give her the mini mental tests they use to assess dementia. The Alzheimer clock face flies apart like its whole logic has been flung out from an ever widening gyre, blowing apart like a puff of dandelion. But here she is, with her exploded clock and a fist full of coins that may as well .

Monday, May 15, 2006. Well, nobody knows whether the great journalspace crash is permanent or not. I hope the other cheeseburgers can find me. How on earth will I let them know? Should I update my entry at wikipedia or is that jumping the gun? And what about my favorites from JS? Where have they gone? Oh this is an epic fucking disaster.

Monday, February 24, 2014. Sometimes - Not Very Often - I Miss Far North Queensland. Oh - and there was this Australian sense of humour thing. I mean, I really miss that. Happily, there are corners of the nation which remain sufficiently backward that the Great Australian Jape is still alive.

The incoherent blathering and deranged rantings of the self-styled Guru Bob. Thursday, November 24, 2011. Tuesday, October 4, 2011. Have been a bit busy. All the best and hoping to get back into form. Monday, December 6, 2010. Rhino had better watch out.

20,000 Leagues Into My Brain. You would not believe how many names I tried before I came up with one still available. I think I will have a couple of beers and a scotch or two tonight! January 9, 2009. I have been on holidays up.

The Ramblings of a Surly Rhino. Wednesday, February 13, 2013. I have been a minister for a couple of weeks now and it has become evident that I will need to lead a revolution against more mainstream organized religion. Consider this my metaphorical nailing of theses on the door of the interwebz. 3 Thou shalt not pee on the seat and if you do thou willst clean-up after yourself.

The world by market cap. A Question on the Trinity. A neglected sixty-eight year old. Stranger in a strange land. Fear, Dread, and that damn Black Dog. WHAT WOULD HAVOCK have done with INDONESIA! The Bruising Adventures of Girl Clumsy. Sometimes - Not Very Often - I Miss Far North Queensland. TBI - Traumatic Brain Injury Resources.

Where I talk to you about linguistics and anthropology, science fiction and fantasy, point of view, grammar geekiness, and all of the fascinating permutations thereof. Monday, July 6, 2015. Tuesday, June 16, 2015.

Have a look and say hello. Sunday, April 3, 2011. So there are thirteen of us, and thirteen showed up. Not a dud amongst the lot. Wednesday, March 23, 2011. Afterflood 7 - Beach Balls Deserve A Life Too. The moose out front should have told you.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012. Wednesday, February 01, 2012. php? Tuesday, January 31, 2012. All of my friends were sick of lending me money this took all the extra stress off my back all my options were fading fast! Now people have a new found respect for me. You would excell at this.