Sometimes people you meet on the Internet are fucking crazy. Happy New Year, everyone! And what says January 1 better than a renewed commitment to finding love through a series of winks, poorly written emails, and slightly drunk bar conversations? Like Batman, except flabbier and without the weirdo voice. The Plight of the Nice Guy.

Facebook, you can love it or hate it, or maybe a little of each.

I Want To Hear From You! Choose Your Own Adventure. My Life In Stick Figure. The Thin Triplicate Line Between Society and Chaos. Please Hire Me To Be An Astronaut.

So you want to optimize your iPhone for Céline-esque prose? March 7, 2013. One Missing Word the Whole Sentence. Triskaidekaphilia, or 13 Reasons Why 2013 Might Rule.

I shook them off and turned. It was my buddies GF again. I gave her a dirty look. What do my wonderful followers think. Should I say something to him? November 6, 2012.

The big move that is. My head is full of room layouts and potential furniture purchases. Do we make arty choices or practical ones? How much can we do ourselves and what will we need help with? I hope to goodness the house is a warm one with easy to use heating and hot reliable water. I hope the lights work and the walls will look all new with just paint.