We ALL do stupid things when drunk. Admittedly some more so than others but the common factor every time is that it always seems to make perfect sense. My father was born and .

I am a white, Canadian male in his forties who has never been arrested.

The Unerotic Memoirs Of A Hopeless Romantic. What Goes In Vegas Stays In Vegas. The Rehab Pool Party, Las Vegas. It was how I imagined Ancient Rome would have been if they had invented Dub Step instead of roads. I, however, had put little time or thought into my physique. In fact, my most worked-out body part was probably my right hand. My shirt was firmly on, of course.

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Dudes and shit just got real. Because I am interested in hearing them. Mystery Farts and Other New Relationship Magic. All Men Are The Same. I Fucked a 22 year old.

Seen through the eyes of a young girl. THIS IS NOT A TRAP. We went island hopping today. Sitting in front of a speed boat with the wind blowing through my extremely knotted hair did wonders for my sore head and nauseous belly. I am going to Thailand! November 11, 2014. I am going to Thailand! November 3, 2014. Boys, Girls, and all things people.

8230;where your life will end up.

I do not follow the path where the path may lead. I go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. I know it seems like I have neglected you or that I simply forgot but that was not the case. However, after two stressful, aggravating, tiresome, exasperating two years I am finally back.