Rantings from a bossy show off. 43 things I have learnt since 40. Plan pee breaks, know where the nearest toilet isat all times. My waist is becoming a distant memory. The amount of fucks I give is rapidly declining; at the same rate my waistline is expanding. Dick pics are rarely enticing. You can move across .

When he would let me out of the cage he was dressed like a woman and he pretended it was tea time and served me tea. There were these people in cloaks, red cloaks with hoods. There was a table and right next to it was a wooden pole and it branched out over the table where there was a rope hanging from the .