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The site had the following in the homepage, "Sarcasm brought to life, through the eyes of a college student." I noticed that the web site stated " Then I realized with that much money, you can do about anything you want." They also stated " But seriously, this guy was born eight years after WWI ended, come on. Hefner must have been pen pals or something with Jerry Sandusky growing up. If I saw Hugh Hefner walking down the street holding hands with one of the playmates I wouldnt know whether to give him a high five or call the police. Your Phone is Taking Over the World."