And she watched as he made the moon wax and wane, though she had no idea what either of those words meant. And she watched him tire. She saw how Jupiter had twelve moons, with twelve Men to share the load, while he toiled alone, night after night after night.

The musings of a Londoner, now living in Norfolk. As you can see, Beetley does exist. Those tall trees are home to hundreds of crows. The biggest hose-reel I have ever seen. Two rusty old water tanks, used by the pig farm. Despite the dull conditions, rabbits were around in good numbers, and Ollie had an exciting time. We were out for three hours this afternoon, and he is now sleeping off his dinner.

We write to taste life twice. Once a giant mess had been made and everything was cooked and served steaming hot on porcelain plates, we took bites with chopsticks and tried to get more food in our mouths than out.