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I have the good fortune of being able to present at SQL Saturday 108 in Redmond, WA tomorrow.
There is no cost to attend so bring a co-workeror two. These events provide for great learning opportunities as well as networking with other local SQL Server professionals.
When planning a SQL Saturday event, you should know all the relevant details prior to booking that space, as well as taking a tour of it. Background on the Cerner Riverport Campus. 8211; approx 28,000 sq ft. But I wanted to share.
Our topic of the month is SQL Family. Check out the host page here. 8221; How do you feel about SQL Family? Did they help you, or did you help someone in the SQL Family? When I first started learning about databases, I lived on sites like SQL Server Central.
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My Journey to a Healthier Life. About Me and My Sanity. I Reject Your Food and Substitute My Own! February 21, 2012. Our task is to write about what substitutions we make that help improve our diet and fitness. That makes cooking for my family pretty difficult at times. It also turns cheesey cravings into pure torture.
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