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Essays, nostalgia, humor, and weirdness. Who is Captain Calamari? He was a plushy squid with various rattles and mirrors attached to his colorful tentacles. Maybe he was just our favorite toy for the baby. He was a member of our family. The kid seemed to take to him right away. He stared blankly at everything else we deliriously rattled and shook at him, but the Captain always caught his eye.
Deep Thoughts and Pearls of Wisdom. Kind Words and Loving Thoughts. My Parents Are Social Retards. His Wingman Drinks Chocolate Milk. Happy Friday, everyone! May your wingman have your back this weekend.
About the, ahem, author. Awkward situations are part of life. Stuff happens, we survive.
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A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. So, he asks the man his name. 8221; the officer asks. Who is Jack Schitt? Two of the othe.
The story of being a slave to service. I learned to make a new shot last night at work. I love a good joke. Traditionally, a Red-Headed Slut is jagermister, sour apple liquor and cranberry juice. Anyone remember when Bin Laden was killed? Two shots and a splash a sea water.
building a box for food? We can show you how to make it safely. Not sure how to use whatthefold.