Buy the ticket, take the ride. This was written on April 23rd, 2017, perhaps one of the last Earth Days. This frail memoir covers a particular train of thought fraught with an overindulgence of honesty and clear-thinking. I must remind whoever reads these words, that honesty and clear-thinking are in stark contrast to the modus operandi of my time.

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Why You Need to Watch Santa Clarita Diet. Wayyyy back in the day, this blog was called Go Guilty Pleasures. Back then I waxed poetic about Darren Criss. But eventually I evolved to more mature matters, like eating dog kibble. How is that going? .

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When my children were little I can remember feeling like I was drowning. I had two in diapers and no one napping at the same time and not even one second to pee alone. When the kids were little I would eye my friends with older children with longing and desire. My kids were 11 and 13. Everyone wiped their own bu.

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