Stealing is so much fun. The Blue Memory Meme, Part One. The Blue Memory Meme, Part Two. Last year was a trying year, but I still have to give thanks. Writing and conversing with awesome people from around the world is so much fun.

Mark, this is what I think about your stupid changes. That I finally realized what it actually means. Your profile page is going to be replaced by Timeline.

Especially when they belong to a sick woman. In close proximity with the stink eye. Crotches are just perfect playgrounds for stink spores and germies. I absolutely hate hand-on-hand combat when cathing a woman. I always hope for a hole-in-one! Enjoy some fabulous holes below! That red nose. Yup, I just threw up in my mouth. Old ladies got two necks.

So, sometimes I forget how harsh I can be at times.

Laughing at the malfunction of the universe is better than crying about it. When You Need to Dump the Scum. Your alter ego becomes a primary maniac. You have difficulty processing information. Ready to Rumble at the Airport.

So, of course, I had to ask the live in if he remembered what I was wearing on our first date more than 27 months ago. Random Observation about the Sexes.

Thanks for dropping by thepilgrimsfancy! Take a look around and grab the RSS feed.

Feline depression is real and untreatable. For a fraction of a second, I basked in the glow of her seething. Then I started to feel the pain.

Wears Chanel for Vogue . But without the perfume anywhere in sight, in the online photo.