My name is Joseph Ansbridge. These are the worlds I create. Alex and I got bored and this happened. Once, many years ago there lived a brave knight, who went by the name of Sir Caius. He, as knights in those times were, was noble and valiant. One day a man approached the gates of his castle, dressed in robes that flickered from one colour to the next and danced in the light breeze. Stammering his thanks, the wizard waited for Sir Caius to return with his knights.

I am Thomas Aderma, consultant to the Terran Defense forces. This war has kicked off properly now, ship production has doubled, civilian traffic has been reduced and is being controlled, travel routes are being mined and outer wormholes open and close on randomised schedules to prevent infiltration.

The group of us has generated enough memes to fill an Internet site. A singularly forlorn state of affairs.