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But now that I am back in America, I am going full-steam ahead with my dorkitude. I am in my home country now, and I am also old enough to have the confidence and the fuck-it attitude to indulge all my outré tendencies again.

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London, trains, and boogers. He clearly thinks lifting the Tom Clancy novel high enough covers this semi-scandalous activity. Wait, I bet she knows. Maybe they do it together. Maybe they were having problems, .

Humans have a perverse desire to make simple things look difficult. Alright ladies so here are you again all dazed and confused. You had such a good time with him,you two connected so well and it seems he has some potential. You wait and wait eagerly with your phone firmly clasped in your hand anticipating to hear his voice but sighhh! That phone never rings.

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